A digital compendium on three archeo-anthropologists who, like that which they dig through, are complete dirtbags.
꧁Meet the 'Stache Squad!꧂
"I say! What's this grave doing here?"
"No high-class homes here... You there! Build me a house with this unimportant pile of bricks here."
"What's this rubble doing in the way of my archeological discovery?"